My sister confirmed that I perfected the 90s power-lesbian aesthetic for this Family Event. +10 Charisma!
PSA: dressing in a blazer and heels means, by some process of Bougie Alchemy, you’re forced to make tea and eggs and toast and read the New Yorker during breakfast.
n. the moment of realization that your quintessential self isn’t going to show up, which forces the role to fall upon the understudy, the gawky kid for whom nothing is easy, who spent years mouthing their lines in the wings before being shoved into the glare of your life, which is already well into its second act.
Who are the women buying multiple cookbooks at this Barnes and Noble? Do they not have the Internet?